Tired of the constant nagging of your wife? Want to have sometime away from your spouse? Well one guy has come up with an ingenious method of keeping your spouse occupied. This revolutionary method is relatively easy to implement. The answer: Just go on a simple diet or at least pretend to be on one. Confused? Let me elaborate.
This genius had all the angles worked out. He dieted for about a week, exercised regularly and eventually lost enough weight for the spouse to take notice. As part of the plan he bribed some of his mates in to projecting him as a stud in the eyes of the spouse.
The poor lass, innocent as she is fell for it, fearing that she might lose her precious to someone else.
In a desperate bid to keep up, the spouse now spends most of her time on the treadmill and starving herself off any nourishment. The evil genius now spends most of his time alone in front of the tube leaving his spouse to her woes.
TSK TSK TSK………..
If you prick your ears and listen hard enough, you can almost hear a hint of evil laughter floating across the land.
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