The Orange Theory

There is a popular story that Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under an apple tree, an apple fell on his head, and he suddenly thought of the Universal Law of Gravitation.

One of our colleagues experienced a similar moment when he saw two oranges. He held them together and rolled around until their stem ends touched each other. At that very moment came his truly brilliant insight – the Orange Theory.

He claims that the orange position depicts the natural position used by the horizontally gifted couples for carnal knowledge.

The theory, however, remains controversial among the top scientists in the field.